Seven things we hate about Miley Cyrus (Parody of the song "7 Things" by Miley Cyrus)

This poem by gwink96 (quizilla.com user) is a short parody of the song "7 Things" by Miley Cyrus. Obviously the poet loathes Miley Cyrus and does this by insulting her acting and singing abilities. I chose this poem because it's refreshing to get a different point of view on celebrities besides the ones of adoring fan-girls

Poetic Devices

Rhyme: "I probably shouldn’t say this, but at times I get so frayed. When I think about the previous episodes that you made" etc

Onomatopoeia: "Sha!"

Hyperbole: "When you sing, it’s suicide"

Allusion: "When I think about the previous episodes that you made"

Seven things we hate about Miley Cyrus

Dear Miley Cyrus

Sha!

Sha!

Sha!

Sha!

I probably shouldn’t say this, but at times I get so frayed

When I think about the previous episodes that you made

They were crappy, ends were sappy

It’s impossible for me not to show, my foe

The seven things I hate about you

Your hair, your eyes, it’s no surprise,

When you sing, it’s suicide

You feed my pain, you bring me tears,

You make me want to plug my ears

Your nasal tone, on and on you drone

Makes me want to groan

Don’t want to hear all your stupid songs

And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do

You think we love you

Yes you do, ohhhh

 -gwink96